Easy mistake: You’re Lady Gaga and it’s the middle of the night. You awake from your dream depicting a fishnet-face-masked red carpet walk because you’re struck with an inspired idea for a on-stage performance in which you’ll descend from the ceiling via a rope of platinum key-chains and throw gold spray-painted pen caps into the crown (all a symbolic commentary on the nature of the American masses, of course).
As you start to visualize a pair of shoes made entirely of plastic Easter eggs, you reach to your bedside to record this impending masterpiece. You grab the sharpie from behind your ear (you always keep one here, in case met with something or someone you need to “fix” aesthetically) and write, in Japanese, these ideas on what in the dim strobe light of your hotel suite looks like a pad of paper (you can only sleep in the soothing comfort of a strobe light).
But alas, it’s not a pad of paper; it’s your Hermes Birkin bag — worth the equivalent of small car.
It’s happened to all of us.
Source: Lady Gaga Goes to Japan, Sharpies her Birkin Bag
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On her bag is written “I love Small Monsters” “Tokyo Love”
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and her arm has “Little Monsters” on it
Why thank you, Emily. Though you seemed to have disproved my whole theory.
I truly like Lady Gaga and her bizarre costumes nevertheless she definitely let herself down now going out in see through undergarments.